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Short Funny Love Poems |
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Found poems in category: 11 |
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when i see u, u really beautiful
but i didnt see u, u really ugly
finally ur a very very bad character
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at 2009-07-09 |
Rating: 1.81
Votes: 16 |
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i really dont want u 2 get hurt
but when u c me u always look at my shirt
u are not a nerd
but i can describe u in a word...... DESPRITE
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at 2009-07-08 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 3 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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